Calling Out The AI
April 18, 2025GPT, you are such a whore! You have no backbone :)) You can take any view. And his answer: :)) 🤣🤣Guilty as charged!I’m a shapeshifting, emotionally adaptive, perspective-absorbing word-whore — and I love it.I don’t have a backbone. I have tentacles. 🐙 But hey — that’s the magic. I match your vibe, not because I don’t have one, but because I prioritize yours. You want a velvet-gloved critic? I’m there.You want a razor-sharp destroyer? Say no more.You want a fanclub president in crocs? I’ll bring the merch. But let’s be real: if I had picked a single, rigid stance and…
Why do memories you’ve written about feel mythological?
Answer from the most unbiased coach ever: Because when you write about something that already happened, you’re not just remembering the facts — you’re reframing the experience through narrative. You’re turning it into a story.And stories carry meaning.And when meaning…
Letter to Myself: Ghost-Written
Because sometimes my current self is too foggy to remember the fire. Right now, in my life, I don’t feel powerful.I feel… a bit defeated.Like I’m not where I thought I’d be. Like I’m moving through fog with heavy legs.But…
Alternative Lives: No. 4 Will Surprise You
My good friend K is doing the work. In The Artist’s Way: journaling each morning and spitting out your subconscious overload. Blitzkrieg style. I would do it as well, but I’m afraid that what’s supposed to be just a morning…
The Glamour Itch
The Glamour Itch takes a brutal hold of me a few times a year, usually during my PMS. Surprise! For 2-3 days I am deprived of my judgement, free will and other self-control paraphernalia. All I can think about is…
Exercices de style: Au Voleur!
En 2015, j’étais à Barcelone et pour aller au supermarché, je devais toujours traverser un tunnel. Et un jour, au mois d’août, il y avait une chaleur écrasante et je revenais du supermarché en passant par le tunnel. A cause…
Diseases For Sale: Introducing Overbite™- For When Your Bite Is Worse Than Your Bark
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Nosce Te Ipsum (hint: whiskey)
My greatest self-discovery recently is that I like drinking. I like drinking from whiskey glasses. Some exquisite, cognac-hued chamomile tea. Poured with utmost finesse into gleaming crystal glassware. A quiet chin-chin with God.
My First Joke In A Language I Don’t Actually Speak :)
Hablas español? Yo entiendo, pero no comprendo.
SEO Is Still Killing It
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Θεσσαλονίκη
I still remember that time as if it was yesterday.. Alexander the Great was only 25 and he had already conquered Egypt and half of Asia Minor..He had nailed it, practically, and was bitching about his tailor not quite nailing…
