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Nosce Te Ipsum (hint: whiskey)
My greatest self-discovery recently is that I like drinking. I like drinking from whiskey glasses. Some exquisite, cognac-hued chamomile tea. Poured with utmost finesse into gleaming crystal glassware. A quiet chin-chin with God.
My First Joke In A Language I Don’t Actually Speak :)
Hablas español? Yo entiendo, pero no comprendo.
SEO Is Still Killing It
Our SEO company is your best bet right now. Whether you own a blue collar or a white collar company, we guarantee we’ll transform it overnight into a red collar one. With a Mexican tie attached. Later edit: And…
Θεσσαλονίκη
I still remember that time as if it was yesterday.. Alexander the Great was only 25 and he had already conquered Egypt and half of Asia Minor..He had nailed it, practically, and was bitching about his tailor not quite nailing…
Ay Ay Ay, AI!
I had a discussion about Weltanschauung with ChatGPT and it had a Freudian slip..
A Long String Of One-Liners By My Infamous Alter-Ego.
Hustle porn is overrated. Just stick with porn. Your rizz-ults speak for themselves. Living in Bansko is great: you can go to the local market and buy fresh tea – a unique mix of herbs and dog pee. Look, great…
The Key to a Balanced Life: Self-Apprecation
Self-apprecation: the exact middle ground between self-appreciation and self-deprecation. It’s free of charge. We should all use it.
Almost Resuscitated – While the CPR was working its ass off, I was just enjoying the afterlife, stalking airplane passengers.
The divine self, now with a cleavage.
Character Development
This summer, in the fair month of Banskonian July (as I am writing this, I am literally using the voice of Thomas Shelby in my head, contrived, far-fetched but so goddam’ hot), I went to a writing workshop to turn…
The Magnetism of Enigmatism
Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders. And in Girl with the Pearl Earring. A true butcher :))
