Pub Small Talk
It was one of those lazy Sunday afternoons when you would only find just one shitty pub opened, in a hidden corner, on the vast premises of Heaven. All the other ones – Avalon, Ginger Bar, Pirin 75, Smokey Montains,…
Contagious
You sometimes hear about this kind of people and you don’t really believe they exist, you think it must be some kind of urban myth or something.. And then you actually meet one of them! Yes, it happened, I met…
Coping
When you don’t have access to marital violence, you cope as you can :)) I imagined going to the emergency room about this and having the following conversation: So, miss, what is the problem? Well, dr, the obvious:…
“Five M” Restaurant
Frequently Asked Questions: Taxi, can you take me to Mmmmm restaurant? 🙂 Did you like the food? Mmmm… How is hygiene in this restaurant’s kitchen? Mmm .. Is the toilet clean? Mm.. How would you rate it? M..
Elon Musk Hiring Routine
Elon Musk: So tell me the story of your life, what choices have you made along the way and why? Also what were the most difficult problems you encountered and how did you solve them? Job candidate: You go first!…
What a name!
This piece is called The Elephant In The Room. I wonder why? Hm.. :))
Mango No. 5
Did you know that Mambo No. 5 is just a misspelling? The real title is Mango No. 5. It turns out Lou Bega wrote that song after eating 5 mangoes in a row and getting high on the aroma. So…
Gangsta’s Paradise
The other day, I went to an ATM here in Bulgaria and withdrew the equivalent of 200 euro, that is roughly 400 lev. After a long internal sigh, the machine threw 400 lev back at me, but in 10 lev…
So many rays
Guy wearing his sunglasses inside the coworking. Me: What kind of rays are those glasses protecting you from: UVA, UVB? Guy: Actually, my name is Ray. And the glasses are Ray-Ban :))
All we need is love and love is all we need
And toilets.