A Long String Of One-Liners By My Infamous Alter-Ego.
Hustle porn is overrated. Just stick with porn. Your rizz-ults speak for themselves. Living in Bansko is great: you can go to the local market and buy fresh tea – a unique mix of herbs and dog pee. Look, great…
The Key to a Balanced Life: Self-Apprecation
Self-apprecation: the exact middle ground between self-appreciation and self-deprecation. It’s free of charge. We should all use it.
Almost Resuscitated – While the CPR was working its ass off, I was just enjoying the afterlife, stalking airplane passengers.
The divine self, now with a cleavage.
