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Nosce Te Ipsum (hint: whiskey)
My greatest self-discovery recently is that I like drinking. I like drinking from whiskey glasses. Some exquisite, cognac-hued chamomile tea. Poured with utmost finesse into gleaming crystal glassware. A quiet chin-chin with God.