Diseases For Sale: Introducing Overbite™- For When Your Bite Is Worse Than Your Bark
December 19, 2024
Overbite™: Your Long-Awaited Bite Upgrade!
Tired of your chin being where it belongs? Jawline too basic? 🤔
Overbite™ delivers:
- Teeth grinding soundtrack – be your own white noise machine! 🎶😬
- Instant Bugs Bunny look – carrots sold separately! 🐰🥕
- Jaw exercises – chewing becomes an Olympic sport! 🏋️♀️
🎁 BONUS:
- Joint pain roulette – which side will hurt today? Surprise! 🎰🤕
- Migraine generator – life’s just too easy without random headaches! 🧠💥
Overbite™ – Because who needs dental alignment anyway?
👉 Side effects may include:
- the ability to confuse facial recognition software
- becoming best friends with your dentist’s and dental technician’s wallets
- jaw clicks that sound like Morse
- the superpower to crack walnuts with your facial tension!
Remember, it’s not TMJ, it’s a built-in stress ball for your face!
(Keep telling yourself that as you pop ibuprofen) 💊
#OverbiteOverachiever #RetrognathicAndProud #BracesAreBoring #ChinWhere #ToothGapGoals
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