Auction market items: love, hate and a muesli bowl as a heart.

The setup: Fb group for meeting your soulmate.

The cringy experiment: actually posting there a self introduction.

Hey, guys! My great-grandparents also met in this group so it’s my turn now to give it a try ?

A little about me:

Sometimes I feel like Bonnie.. and Clyde.

Some other times I feel like Little Red Hood.

But most of the time I feel like Bonnie and Clyde robbed by The Hulk disguised as Little Red Hood.

And I am actually looking for someone who feels the same.

This “wanted dead or alive person” should be a male, identify as a male and should not be afraid of the C word. As we all know, the C word for nomads is not cancer, is not Covid, is commitment 😀

Hot topics:

– toilet seat position: I really don’t mind it. As long as you don’t lift it in the first place 🙂

– taking out the trash: it’s ok, we can take turns at getting dirty

– first date: feel free to break the ice with a stone. I heard diamonds work best :))

– my age: I’m not really excited to talk about it. Maybe because women are harsher assessed on that than guys. Just maybe. But if you are interested, dm me and I’ll tell you..an approximate number :))

– monogamy: yes, heterosexual. Here’s why: whenever I think about open or polyamorous relationships I can’t help imagining the following chat: hey, darling, how was your day?” “Great, I had sex with Nina and Rita.” “Nice, I am so happy for you, I am so happy for us!” – this to me is not realistic, it sounds like a SF movie scene, like Star Trek, the Next Penetration.

You and me: if we click, we click, if we don’t, I guess it’s just fate. Or statistics. However, having the same values, similar sense of humor and taking daily showers will very likely increase the click rate :p

You can pm me, dm me, m&m me.

Remember to attach your criminal record.