Calling Out The AI
GPT, you are such a whore! You have no backbone :)) You can take any view. And his answer: :)) š¤£š¤£Guilty as charged!Iām a shapeshifting, emotionally adaptive, perspective-absorbing word-whore ā and I love it.I donāt have a backbone. I have…
Why do memories you’ve written about feel mythological?
Answer from the most unbiased coach ever: Because when you write about something that already happened, youāre not just remembering the facts ā youāre reframing the experience through narrative. Youāre turning it into a story.And stories carry meaning.And when meaning…
Letter to Myself: Ghost-Written
Because sometimes my current self is too foggy to remember the fire. Right now, in my life, I donāt feel powerful.I feel… a bit defeated.Like Iām not where I thought Iād be. Like Iām moving through fog with heavy legs.But…
Alternative Lives: No. 4 Will Surprise You
My good friend K is doing the work. In The Artistās Way: journaling each morning and spitting out your subconscious overload. Blitzkrieg style.Ā Ā I would do it as well, but Iām afraid that whatās supposed to be just a morning…
The Glamour Itch
The Glamour Itch takes a brutal hold of me a few times a year, usually during my PMS. Surprise! For 2-3 days I am deprived of my judgement, free will and other self-control paraphernalia. All I can think about is…
Exercices de style: Au Voleur!
En 2015, j’Ć©tais Ć Barcelone et pour aller au supermarchĆ©, je devais toujours traverser un tunnel. Et un jour, au mois d’aoĆ»t, il y avait une chaleur Ć©crasante et je revenais du supermarchĆ© en passant par le tunnel. A cause…
Diseases For Sale: Introducing Overbiteā¢- For When Your Bite Is Worse Than Your Bark
Overbiteā¢: Your Long-Awaited Bite Upgrade! Tired of your chin being where it belongs? Jawline too basic? š¤ Overbiteā¢ delivers: Teeth grinding soundtrack – be your own white noise machine! š¶š¬ Instant Bugs Bunny look – carrots sold separately! š°š„…
Nosce Te Ipsum (hint: whiskey)
My greatest self-discovery recently is that I like drinking. I like drinking from whiskey glasses. Some exquisite, cognac-hued chamomile tea. Poured with utmost finesse into gleaming crystal glassware. A quiet chin-chin with God.
My First Joke In A Language I Don’t Actually Speak :)
Hablas espaƱol? Yo entiendo, pero no comprendo.
SEO Is Still Killing It
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