Product placement
Just realized King of Pain is sponsored by Lidl: There’s a Lidl black spot on the sun today..It’s the same old thing as yesterday 🙂
A girl and 4 boys
Do you know that movie called: A girl, 2 boys and 3 possibilities? Yesterday evening I felt I was starring in a new movie: A girl, 4 boys and no possibility.
Screaming
Join our screaming retreat. It’s free! For one whole day you can scream your head off. In a big forest. You just need to pay 1000 euro for disturbing the.. squirrels.
Flying Ryanair
Hi, take our last minute price offer, just 10 euro for a flight, only today. Luggage allowed for this offer: your dental fillings. What? You wanna bring your emotional baggage? Sure, does it fit under the seat in front of…
Party Small Talk
“Have you ever tried Ecstasy?” “No, just agony.”
Amazon is watching you
I recently received this message from Amazon: Hello, Based on your recent purchases on Amazon it seems as if you purchase for work. Hmm, let’s see, what were my recent purchases..bone broth, screws and a dildo. Busted!
Would you rather..?
The most important places in Gers, France are Condom and Auch! 🙂 Would you rather go from Condom to Auch or from Auch to Condom? Hmmm.. I guess you need to take a trip to Brest first to figure that…
Hot dogs
I usually run in the morning and come across many people walking their dogs. Have you noticed that very often people own dogs which resemble them? Same walk, same haircut, same way of wagging their tail. It’s like some subtle…
Quarantine Bedtime Stories
The truth is that when Freddy Mercury sang Living on My Own he had no fucking clue what he was “talking” about. Dude, you think you’re special and know what lonely feels like? Really? Were you at the time of…
Vegan Vaping
“Mister Jacques Jaquerre, you have recently made a public allegation about life and everybody was intrigued. What exactly did you mean? Let me quote your exact words: You can’t always get what you want in life, but sometimes, if you…