Deep Thoughts
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Nosce Te Ipsum (hint: whiskey)
My greatest self-discovery recently is that I like drinking. I like drinking from whiskey glasses. Some exquisite, cognac-hued chamomile tea. Poured with utmost finesse into gleaming crystal glassware. A quiet chin-chin with God.
SEO Is Still Killing It
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A Long String Of One-Liners By My Infamous Alter-Ego.
Hustle porn is overrated. Just stick with porn. Your rizz-ults speak for themselves. Living in Bansko is great: you can go to the local market and buy fresh tea – a unique mix of herbs and dog pee. Look, great…
The Key to a Balanced Life: Self-Apprecation
Self-apprecation: the exact middle ground between self-appreciation and self-deprecation. It’s free of charge. We should all use it.
Character Development
This summer, in the fair month of Banskonian July (as I am writing this, I am literally using the voice of Thomas Shelby in my head, contrived, far-fetched but so goddam’ hot), I went to a writing workshop to turn…
The Magnetism of Enigmatism
Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders. And in Girl with the Pearl Earring. A true butcher :))
Sacrifice
Emotional sacrifice. It’s simply invisible for the tall dark stranger in front of you. And so poignant for you. Sticking to your guns until you bleed.. Because feeling dead inside is less of a brain ratatouille than the inevitable head…
Blatant Statement
You know it when you see it. You feel it in your stomach.
How to Be the Best Best Man – Ever
To whoever it may concern. Let’s face it, not every man’s name is Denys Killbride so that they automatically qualify as the groom’s right hand on the wedding day.. So what do you do if you have a different name…
