Deep Thoughts
Wrinkle Police At The Airport
After 40, the security portal at the airport doesn’t give a damn whether you’re carrying a Kalashniko..vid hidden in your sandwich or not. Nope. Not a single damn. Trust me! After 40, the real security concern is the following: is…
Jordan Peterson’s Most Thought-Provoking Words Ever!
By far, the most iconic intervention of Jordan Peterson is this one: “When I was younger I walked into a prison together with a very eccentric psychologist – he was an eccentric guy.” Here’s an imagination exercise: what did that…
Pub Small Talk
It was one of those lazy Sunday afternoons when you would only find just one shitty pub opened, in a hidden corner, on the vast premises of Heaven. All the other ones – Avalon, Ginger Bar, Pirin 75, Smokey Montains,…
Coping
When you don’t have access to marital violence, you cope as you can :)) I imagined going to the emergency room about this and having the following conversation: So, miss, what is the problem? Well, dr, the obvious:…
“Five M” Restaurant
Frequently Asked Questions: Taxi, can you take me to Mmmmm restaurant? 🙂 Did you like the food? Mmmm… How is hygiene in this restaurant’s kitchen? Mmm .. Is the toilet clean? Mm.. How would you rate it? M..
Elon Musk Hiring Routine
Elon Musk: So tell me the story of your life, what choices have you made along the way and why? Also what were the most difficult problems you encountered and how did you solve them? Job candidate: You go first!…
What a name!
This piece is called The Elephant In The Room. I wonder why? Hm.. :))
Mango No. 5
Did you know that Mambo No. 5 is just a misspelling? The real title is Mango No. 5. It turns out Lou Bega wrote that song after eating 5 mangoes in a row and getting high on the aroma. So…
All we need is love and love is all we need
And toilets.
Bulgarian Cappuccino
In Bulgaria, the Cappuccino doesn’t come with a heart. It comes with a broken heart.