Deep Thoughts

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    Money

    As of June 2022, humanity has produced hundreds of “funny” quotes about money. I’ve selected just the ones that actually made me laugh 🙂 I admit the other quotes could also be funny but only if someone tickles you in…

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    Wrinkle Police At The Airport

    After 40, the security portal at the airport doesn’t give a damn whether you’re carrying a Kalashniko..vid hidden in your sandwich or not. Nope. Not a single damn. Trust me! After 40, the real security concern is the following: is…

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    Pub Small Talk

    It was one of those lazy Sunday afternoons when you would only find just one shitty pub opened, in a hidden corner, on the vast premises of Heaven. All the other ones –  Avalon, Ginger Bar, Pirin 75, Smokey Montains,…

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    Coping

    When you don’t have access to marital violence, you cope as you can :))     I imagined going to the emergency room about this and having the following conversation: So, miss, what is the problem? Well, dr, the obvious:…

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    “Five M” Restaurant

    Frequently Asked Questions: Taxi, can you take me to Mmmmm restaurant? 🙂 Did you like the food? Mmmm… How is hygiene in this restaurant’s kitchen? Mmm .. Is the toilet clean? Mm.. How would you rate it? M..  

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    Elon Musk Hiring Routine

    Elon Musk: So tell me the story of your life, what choices have you made along the way and why? Also what were the most difficult problems you encountered and how did you solve them? Job candidate: You go first!…

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    Mango No. 5

    Did you know that Mambo No. 5 is just a misspelling? The real title is Mango No. 5. It turns out Lou Bega wrote that song after eating 5 mangoes in a row and getting high on the aroma. So…