Just realized King of Pain is sponsored by Lidl: There’s a Lidl black spot on the sun today..It’s the same old thing as yesterday 🙂

Join our screaming retreat. It’s free! For one whole day you can scream your head off. In a big forest. You just need to pay 1000 euro for disturbing the.. squirrels.

The most important places in Gers, France are Condom and Auch! 🙂 Would you rather go from Condom to Auch or from Auch to Condom? Hmmm.. I guess you need to take a trip to Brest first to figure that…

I usually run in the morning and come across many people walking their dogs. Have you noticed that very often people own dogs which resemble them? Same walk, same haircut, same way of wagging their tail.  It’s like some subtle…

The truth is that when Freddy Mercury sang Living on My Own he had no fucking clue what he was “talking” about.  Dude, you think you’re special and know what lonely feels like? Really? Were you at the time of…

“Mister Jacques Jaquerre, you have recently made a public allegation about life and everybody was intrigued. What exactly did you mean? Let me quote your exact words: You can’t always get what you want in life, but sometimes, if you…

You can read as many self development books as you want, you can watch motivational videos, you can buy small frames with inspirational quotes that would make even a crocodile feel deep inside a mishmash of sadness and joy and…

Let me ask you, when was the last time you competed with someone? But I mean you REALLY competed, as in “life and death competition”, along the lines of Eminem “if you had just one chance, one opportunity..”  And please…

Surfers! Aren’t they quite something! A year ago, I spent some time in Gran Canaria, a place with soooo many sexy surfers, shining in their wetsuits like glazed cakes on a food porn shooting.  However, I’ve never intentionally laid my…