Real life stories
Diseases For Sale: Introducing Overbite™- For When Your Bite Is Worse Than Your Bark
Overbite™: Your Long-Awaited Bite Upgrade! Tired of your chin being where it belongs? Jawline too basic? 🤔 Overbite™ delivers: Teeth grinding soundtrack – be your own white noise machine! 🎶😬 Instant Bugs Bunny look – carrots sold separately! 🐰🥕…
Nosce Te Ipsum (hint: whiskey)
My greatest self-discovery recently is that I like drinking. I like drinking from whiskey glasses. Some exquisite, cognac-hued chamomile tea. Poured with utmost finesse into gleaming crystal glassware. A quiet chin-chin with God.
My First Joke In A Language I Don’t Actually Speak :)
Hablas español? Yo entiendo, pero no comprendo.
SEO Is Still Killing It
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Θεσσαλονίκη
I still remember that time as if it was yesterday.. Alexander the Great was only 25 and he had already conquered Egypt and half of Asia Minor..He had nailed it, practically, and was bitching about his tailor not quite nailing…
Ay Ay Ay, AI!
I had a discussion about Weltanschauung with ChatGPT and it had a Freudian slip..
Character Development
This summer, in the fair month of Banskonian July (as I am writing this, I am literally using the voice of Thomas Shelby in my head, contrived, far-fetched but so goddam’ hot), I went to a writing workshop to turn…
Crash, boom and no bang
I’ve only crashed 2 parties in my life: A company Christmas party in Bucharest where I sneaked in dressed up slutty for a revengeful closure with a sort of ex: now you can watch but you can’t touch, baby!…
Crackatoable
I went to a standup comedy show the other evening. And I paid 0 money for the ticket. So let me get this right: there is a professional standup comedian spending 1 hour of his time on a stage and…
My First Table Topics Experience – Speeches, not Spinach :)
To be continued 🙂
