Real life stories
Party very small talk
Guy: I am a very disciplined man. Discipline is very important for me. I am a very disciplined man. Discipline is very important for me. I am a very disciplined man. Discipline is very important. Me: Do you know about…
A girl and 4 boys
Do you know that movie called: A girl, 2 boys and 3 possibilities? Yesterday evening I felt I was starring in a new movie: A girl, 4 boys and no possibility.
Flying Ryanair
Hi, take our last minute price offer, just 10 euro for a flight, only today. Luggage allowed for this offer: your dental fillings. What? You wanna bring your emotional baggage? Sure, does it fit under the seat in front of…
Party Small Talk
“Have you ever tried Ecstasy?” “No, just agony.”
Amazon is watching you
I recently received this message from Amazon: Hello, Based on your recent purchases on Amazon it seems as if you purchase for work. Hmm, let’s see, what were my recent purchases..bone broth, screws and a dildo. Busted!
That Bird
There is this myth about this unique bird called Phoenix which sets itself on fire and then is reborn from its own ashes in the exact same shape and color. Nonsense! I had to come to Bulgaria to see all…
Clichés
As a Romanian who grew up in the Danube Plain, I happen to know that Romanians and Bulgarians share more than a border. They even share some blood. And that’s mostly due to the millions of mosquitoes which indiscriminately suck…
Dramatically Different
Finding the right skincare routine for your face is without a doubt a trial and error journey. It goes as follows: Stage 1: You worship the cucumber, with a daily religious ritual – you stick thin slices of cucumber all…
Security Check
I don’t know about you, but whenever I get to the security check at the airport I always have a basic question on my mind: What if today and only today they decided to raise their security measures just a…
Go With The Flea
3 weeks ago I got out of a 3 year relationship with a guy. And 3 days ago I got into another relationship: with a flea. Yes, a real flea which had just got out of a 3 second relationship…