Flying Ryanair

Hi, take our last minute price offer, just 10 euro for a flight, only today. Luggage allowed for this offer: your dental fillings. 

What? You wanna bring your emotional baggage? Sure, does it fit under the seat in front of you? Just, kidding! No, for extra heavy weights we recommend camels. 

What?! You wanna sit down?! Go to a church. We’re flying here, we’re not sitting around. 

What?! You want the plane to have wings?..Well, well, is it a plane, is it a bird? No, it’s Ryanair! You roll with the plane and we’ll send the wings by bus. Capeesh?