Go With The Flea

3 weeks ago I got out of a 3 year relationship with a guy. And 3 days ago I got into another relationship: with a flea. 

Yes, a real flea which had just got out of a 3 second relationship with an orange cat.

Because you know that saying: no matter how appealing an orange cat may seem there is always a flea out there totally sick of sticking with it. 

Now, even if my new partner sucks sometimes, we are totally happy together. 

You don’t believe it? C’mon, we moved in together from day 1, what better proof of true love do you want?! 

It’s true, the whole thing literally started like a rebound, but my flea soon realized I am a keeper. 

However, there are some moments of awkward silence between us when I know we both think about the same thing: when can we finally take our first shower together?