Diseases For Sale: Introducing Overbite™- For When Your Bite Is Worse Than Your Bark

Overbite™: Your Long-Awaited Bite Upgrade!

Tired of your chin being where it belongs? Jawline too basic? 🤔

Overbite™ delivers:

• Teeth grinding soundtrack – be your own white noise machine! 🎶😬
• Instant Bugs Bunny look – carrots sold separately! 🐰🥕
• Jaw exercises – chewing becomes an Olympic sport! 🏋️‍♀️

🎁 BONUS:

• Joint pain roulette – which side will hurt today? Surprise! 🎰🤕
• Migraine generator –  life’s just too easy without random headaches! 🧠💥

Overbite™ – Because who needs dental alignment anyway?

👉 Side effects may include:

• the ability to confuse facial recognition software
• becoming best friends with your dentist’s and dental technician’s wallets
• jaw clicks that sound like Morse
• the superpower to crack walnuts with your facial tension!

Remember, it’s not TMJ, it’s a built-in stress ball for your face!
(Keep telling yourself that as you pop ibuprofen) 💊

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