Money

As of June 2022, humanity has produced hundreds of “funny” quotes about money. I’ve selected just the ones that actually made me laugh 🙂 I admit the other quotes could also be funny but only if someone tickles you in a very dramatic way.

So here’s my selection. I am writing it here just because I am curious if these quotes can still make me laugh in a year, two, three.

Instead of going for my annual dental checkup and controllably showing my teeth,  I’ll just come back to this page and see if I can show my teeth rather uncontrollably.

 

• Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. ~A.A. Latimer  

 

• “The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor 

 

• “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason

 

• Camping: when you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. 

 

• I am having an out of money experience. ~Author Unknown

 

• “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran

 

• “Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” – Henny Youngman