Ay Ay Ay, AI!
I had a discussion about Weltanschauung with ChatGPT and it had a Freudian slip..
A Long String Of One-Liners By My Infamous Alter-Ego.
Hustle porn is overrated. Just stick with porn. Your rizz-ults speak for themselves. Living in Bansko is great: you can go to the local market and buy fresh tea – a unique mix of herbs and dog pee. Look, great…
The Key to a Balanced Life: Self-Apprecation
Self-apprecation: the exact middle ground between self-appreciation and self-deprecation. It’s free of charge. We should all use it.
Almost Resuscitated – While the CPR was working its ass off, I was just enjoying the afterlife, stalking airplane passengers.
The divine self, now with a cleavage.
Character Development
This summer, in the fair month of Banskonian July (as I am writing this, I am literally using the voice of Thomas Shelby in my head, contrived, far-fetched but so goddam’ hot), I went to a writing workshop to turn…
The Magnetism of Enigmatism
Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders. And in Girl with the Pearl Earring. A true butcher :))
Crash, boom and no bang
I’ve only crashed 2 parties in my life: A company Christmas party in Bucharest where I sneaked in dressed up slutty for a revengeful closure with a sort of ex: now you can watch but you can’t touch, baby!…
Crackatoable
I went to a standup comedy show the other evening. And I paid 0 money for the ticket. So let me get this right: there is a professional standup comedian spending 1 hour of his time on a stage and…
My First Table Topics Experience – Speeches, not Spinach :)
To be continued 🙂
Sacrifice
Emotional sacrifice. It’s simply invisible for the tall dark stranger in front of you. And so poignant for you. Sticking to your guns until you bleed.. Because feeling dead inside is less of a brain ratatouille than the inevitable head…
