Crash, boom and no bang
I’ve only crashed 2 parties in my life: A company Christmas party in Bucharest where I sneaked in dressed up slutty for a revengeful closure with a sort of ex: now you can watch but you can’t touch, baby!…
Crackatoable
I went to a standup comedy show the other evening. And I paid 0 money for the ticket. So let me get this right: there is a professional standup comedian spending 1 hour of his time on a stage and…
My First Table Topics Experience – Speeches, not Spinach :)
To be continued 🙂
Sacrifice
Emotional sacrifice. It’s simply invisible for the tall dark stranger in front of you. And so poignant for you. Sticking to your guns until you bleed.. Because feeling dead inside is less of a brain ratatouille than the inevitable head…
Blatant Statement
You know it when you see it. You feel it in your stomach.
How to Be the Best Best Man – Ever
To whoever it may concern. Let’s face it, not every man’s name is Denys Killbride so that they automatically qualify as the groom’s right hand on the wedding day.. So what do you do if you have a different name…
Investissement Phantasmatique
The Power Of Stats
4 days 2 hospitals and 7 clinics visited.
How To Swipe A Guy Off His Feet In 2 Easy Steps
Follow the KISS method: Keep It Simple Stupid. Here are the exact steps to follow: Step 1: On the first date tell him you want to get married. Step 2: On the second date, after sex, tell him that you…
Comme Un Chef
Last time I watched a French movie, some cannibals started to fly spontaneously. No, not in real life, but in that visual stomach ache called movie. Still I am pretty sure, in real life as well, any respectable cannibal would…