Blatant Statement
You know it when you see it. You feel it in your stomach.
How to Be the Best Best Man – Ever
To whoever it may concern. Let’s face it, not every man’s name is Denys Killbride so that they automatically qualify as the groom’s right hand on the wedding day.. So what do you do if you have a different name…
Investissement Phantasmatique
The Power Of Stats
4 days 2 hospitals and 7 clinics visited.
How To Swipe A Guy Off His Feet In 2 Easy Steps
Follow the KISS method: Keep It Simple Stupid. Here are the exact steps to follow: Step 1: On the first date tell him you want to get married. Step 2: On the second date, after sex, tell him that you…
Comme Un Chef
Last time I watched a French movie, some cannibals started to fly spontaneously. No, not in real life, but in that visual stomach ache called movie. Still I am pretty sure, in real life as well, any respectable cannibal would…
Love Affair
I got into this entanglement early on in my life. I was probably 10. Or even younger. At first I was indulging in the situation for practical reasons: my mum would send me inside the house for a compulsory afternoon…
The Triangle Of Sadness
The triangle of sadness sounds like the title of some emo threesome porn. However, it turns out it’s not. The phrase describes a spot on the human body: the little space between our eyebrows where sadness leaves its bureaucratic stamp.…
Honesty
In life, you gotta be honest with yourself. Don’t lie to your own face. Be honest! Look in the mirror! You know exactly which mirror: your bedroom ceiling mirror! 🙂 PS: I wonder what percentage of the globe’s population has…
Intimate Conversations
Hal, give me an excerpt of a funny Edgar Allan Poe text Here’s an excerpt from Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Cask of Amontillado”: “I continued, as was my wont, to smile in his face, and he did not perceive that…
