Clichés
As a Romanian who grew up in the Danube Plain, I happen to know that Romanians and Bulgarians share more than a border. They even share some blood. And that’s mostly due to the millions of mosquitoes which indiscriminately suck…
Life Coach
You can read as many self development books as you want, you can watch motivational videos, you can buy small frames with inspirational quotes that would make even a crocodile feel deep inside a mishmash of sadness and joy and…
Bruno
Let me ask you, when was the last time you competed with someone? But I mean you REALLY competed, as in “life and death competition”, along the lines of Eminem “if you had just one chance, one opportunity..” And please…
Surfers
Surfers! Aren’t they quite something! A year ago, I spent some time in Gran Canaria, a place with soooo many sexy surfers, shining in their wetsuits like glazed cakes on a food porn shooting. However, I’ve never intentionally laid my…
Dramatically Different
Finding the right skincare routine for your face is without a doubt a trial and error journey. It goes as follows: Stage 1: You worship the cucumber, with a daily religious ritual – you stick thin slices of cucumber all…
Me And My Soul
Me and my soul, we used to hang out a lot together. We were like two twin peas, occasionally masquerading like two twin peaks, especially to crash some random party. I remember one time, there was this bachelor party and…
Security Check
I don’t know about you, but whenever I get to the security check at the airport I always have a basic question on my mind: What if today and only today they decided to raise their security measures just a…
When Everything Else Fails..
When everything else fails, the only thing that will always save your butt is a.. suppository. That’s why I think humanity should erect a monument to worship the deep work of THE SUPPOSITORY. What should it look like? Hm,…
Go With The Flea
3 weeks ago I got out of a 3 year relationship with a guy. And 3 days ago I got into another relationship: with a flea. Yes, a real flea which had just got out of a 3 second relationship…
My 3 Best Worst Dates Ever: They Were So Bad It Felt So Good. Valentine’s Day Special
Wow, it’s already here, that celebration of the year that single people hate the most. Are you single on Valentine’s Day? Then I feel you and I know you’ve been searching for escapes only to bump into that good old…
