What the F…loss Boss!!
Ok, I was wrong! No, psychotherapy is not the second oldest profession in the world, after prostitution as I recklessly jumped to conclusions here. Hell, no!
But this is one of those truths you can only learn when it’s finally your time to shine: you’re draped in a red sequin dress like a true Daltonist goddess and you’re heavily gulping pickles. Welcome to the New Year’s Eve party in Bulgaria!
Here’s the deal: a nice Bulgarian lady will come with a big fat cheese pie and she will hand it to you with a big fat smile. It’s a centuries-old tradition!
“This pie is homemade and it’s made with love. Have this pie and eat it too!! Oh, by the way! There is a surprise inside. If you find it, you will be struck by.. luck every other day, next year, no matter where you are, at the loo or at the zoo.”
“Oh, really, that’s so nice and thoughtful of you! What is it?”
“Well, it’s a surprise! You will see, don’t worry!”
Mmmm…no, you won’t see it but you’ll feel it. In your teeth.
The surprise inside it’s a metal coin!!!
So whoever bites on it gets lucky: they now can have an emergency meetup with a.. chomper chopper!
And all that thanks to the second oldest profession in the world: Bulgarian lead generation for dentists!