19 Whimsical Wonders and Capers: A Guide to My Fun-Filled 2022

That moment when you give a prompt to ChatGPT and instead he gives you a prompt back! Supercomputers taking control, it’s already happening! He hit me with this Bill Bryson title and now I have to write something. Pff..

So 19 Whimsical wonders in 2022.. here they are:

1. Looked like E.T:
2. Looked like Bonnie searching for her Clyde. To kill him.
3. Bought tanga underwear in an ancient Greek temple.
4. Reconnected with an old highschool friend: Arnold. Encouraged him to hang in there.
5. I had to masturbate with my left hand. I failed. It’s impossible!
6. I dug a tunnel to China.
7. Witnessed a funeral speech for Sara, before her death. Copywriter: ChatGPT.
8. Bought discounted fish about to expire. Which made me come up with the name for my next perfume line: DiScOuNteD FIsh Fragrance.
9. I found the perfect gift for any straight man: BenGay.
10. Contacted the Louvre Museum and requested a place next to Mona Lisa for my first drawing in years (made with lipstick, because my nephew confronted me with a drawing challenge).
11. Caught covid from a guy who invited me to his place and then just ate a banana in front of me. 
12. Wrote my first stand-up bit without writing and without standing up. 
13. I had my first international singing success.
14. Stayed broke but came up with a sarcastic joke about billionaires.
15. Made my biggest affiliate commission ever AFTER removing the affiliate links!
16. I finally wrote a dating profile bio true to myself – after getting high on a freshly painted ceiling in my childhood room.
17. The amazing dating profile bio true to myself, advertising me as a hetero, caused a wave of crushes among women.
18. I got swimmer’s ear disease, but I can’t swim.
19. Did I mention I cleaned scales off fish? DiScOuNteD FIsh.