Wrinkle Police At The Airport

After 40, the security portal at the airport doesn’t give a damn whether you’re carrying a Kalashniko..vid hidden in your sandwich or not. Nope. Not a single damn. Trust me!

After 40, the real security concern is the following: is your Botox still working? Or has it already expired since 3 hours and you’re going to trigger the emergency alarm with your myriapodic crow’s feet? Huh?

“Hello, ma’am, wait, where do you think you’re going? Show me your Botox certificate! What? You forgot it? Let’s see: please look at me and say “cheeeese”. Oh, la, la, I am afraid, I can’t let you go through!

We have an emergency Botox room here at the airport. I give you this yellow ribbon and you will have priority. Then you come back and you try again. Good luck!”