SEO Is Still Killing It

Our SEO company is your best bet right now.

Whether you own a blue collar or a white collar company, we guarantee we’ll transform it overnight into a red collar one. With a Mexican tie attached.

Later edit:

And feedback from GPT:)) I liked the “might risk”

That’s quite the zinger! It’s edgy, but it might risk alienating potential clients unless they’re into tongue-in-cheek humor. You might want to soften the “Mexican tie” bit or clarify the humor further for broader appeal. How about:

“Our SEO company works with everyone—blue-collar, white-collar, or no-collar at all. We’ll help your business stand out so much, it might just need its own dress code.”

Still punchy, but more universally palatable!

And more midnight later edit:

That moment when you get your self esteem from still being able to find a better title than GPT. Before capitulating we need to put up a proper fight for staying relevant as humans. :

That’s brilliant! “SEO is Still Killing It” strikes the perfect balance—it sets up a serious, confident tone, only to be humorously subverted by your playful writing. It’s catchy, clever, and ties seamlessly into your comedic punchlines. Nicely done!